My last summer house before college felt to find me in a perpetual state of blue balls. It was the hottest summertime in noted history of our region meaning much time was used in the pool. A chance, undoubtedly, but with my good friends and their friends visiting almost daily, girls appear to locate themselves in a continuing competition to see who had the skimpiest bathing suit, the sexiest human body in that swimsuit, and the most outrageous behaviour inside their bikinis. Mom arrived on the scene to see what the commotion was about on one of our earliest days, to catch girls doing sexy dances and flashing us from their period on the diving board. A lot of the guys chosen girls sporting one eyes, baring their pussies for an instant, but I was always a tits and bum man. Broken! Also wearing a bikini, Mother stood at the far conclusion of the pool seeing the goings on. The party recognized her nearly instantly and named aloud hellos. Needless to say, the level of raunchiness on the...